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Reblogged from dadsaretheoriginalhipster
“ dadsaretheoriginalhipster: Your dad was inappropriate before you were and he’ll still laugh at a cut in half peach to prove it. It was a politically correcter time is his hay day of Jenny Perfect Girl and Johnny Always Nice.
Aggressive words never slipped lips and illicit talk of man tackle or lady bits didn’t exist. But, your dad was a rebel of crass. His divergent thoughts face fist punched the strict mold of acceptable behavior and shattered it into a million dirty little dick shaped pieces.
He was the Christopher Columbus of discovering new ways to shock and was the first person to ever utter “that’s what she said.”
So hipsters, next time you’re level jumping an argument, taking photos of accidental dong or dropped f-bombs like seasoning on a conversation steak, remember this…Your dad blushed cheeks first and after a few stiff drinks, I bet he still has a few choice comments that would push your ass back in a seat. Thanks to hellokage of tumblr for submitting their dad photo.

mumble mumble mumble

totally not my wit, but it’s tote up my alley. 

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    onto this site!! Not sure if he’d be proud
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    mumble mumble mumble totally not my wit, but it’s tote up my alley.
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